Space Alien Jokes
Space Alien Jokes are a popular pastime with hipsters in Grand Rapids.
What do you give a Space Hawaiian on the Moon? A Princess Leia!
What is the favorite cookie on Star Wars? A Han Solo Oreo!
What Happens when the Space Skunks land on Earth? An Ex-Stinktion Level Event!
What do you call an orbiting Robot? An Aster-roid!
Who is the most popular fashion designer on Venus? Space Helmet Lang!
Who picked up the dead Martian? The Uni-hearse!
What do you wear to the Space Disco? Solar Flares!
How does the Space Wife clean the bathtub? She uses Comet Cleanser!
What do you call the Sun? A Space Heater!
What do you call a Space Bachelor? A Crater Dater!
Where is Space Stalin buried? The Red Planet!
What did the Space family name their dog? Sun Spot!
What animal is going extinct on Pluto? The Sun Spotted Owl!
What's the most popular movie on Mercury? Gone with the Solar Wind!
What's printed on the passenger-side mirror on the Space Ship? Comets in the mirror are closer than they appear!
Where do the Space Skunks live? The International Space Scenter!
What do Space Nerds wear? Darth Waders!
What did the astronaut do when his rocket crashed 8 times? He started Plan 9 from Outer Space!
What do Martian children read? Horton Hears a Dr. Who!
What does the Space Man do for constipation? He gets a Space Manema!
Where does the Space Indian sleep? In the TP3PO!
What does the Moon Man have for breakfast? He drinks an Unidentified Flying Oarange juice!
What does the Martian keep in his Space Chimney? His Space Soot!
Who do the Space Mexicans hate? Space Guatemalans!
Who is the president of the Space Mexicans? Vincente StarFox!
Why did the Moon Man order the Big Mac? Because it was Meteor!
What was the name of the Big Bang's baby? Baby Boom!
What was the name of the Space Transvestite? John Glenn or Glenda!
What did the Moon man play in retirement? Space Shuttle Board!
What do aliens eat at the Space Chinese restaurant? Obi Won Ton Soup!
What do Martians eat at the Space Chinese restaurant? Area 51-Ton Soup!
What is the Space Shuttle pilot afraid of? An Uh-Oh Ring!
What does every Space Mexican want? A Green Cardassian!
How many children does the Space Mexican have? 17!
How many Space Mexicans live in the Space House 17!
What does the Veusian drink? Satellite Beer!
What does the Space Chef get when he cuts an onion? A Rocketeer!
What does the Moon wear on its feet? Orboots!
Why was the Moon Boy sent to detention? For being Faster than the Speed of Late!
What does Captain Kirk see at Night? A Moon Beam me up Scotty!
What is a bad thing to call a Space Black Man? A Mr. Spook!
How did you tell someone was a Space Gay on Star Trek? He had a handful of Bones!
How do you tell someone is a Space Junky? He has Star Tracks!
What happens when someone falls on Star Trek? They get an Uhuru Boo Boo!
What is a tardy Space Ray Gun? A Later Laser!
What is Space Karl Rove? A Mission Control Freak!
Where do the Space Jews like to visit? The Wailing Wall-E!
What do the Moon Swingers do on a Friday night? A Big Bang!
--Gratiotdetroit 11:17, 6 August 2008 (EDT)